Be scared.

"ok- so u r psycho. Please tell me that there is not some universal plot to keep you hungry and poor. O the misery. Hopefully u have e mail at home now so you will need not wait til work to see that yes in fact your sister is indeed part of the tech age( allbeit a miniscule fraction with infintesimle(sp) bits. Small enuf for you
? [Niece] says that you love her(yes, thats how she said it) andshe loves you. She would like to add that you also love odie boodie. Nice huh?bybyky says [niece]. n-e-way
we love you and must admit we will not be thinking "dry" thoughts due to the universal inference that we mean "dry times" not dry skies. You can never be too careful. XOXO mand m Ps [Niece] says byby snackie
whatever!!!!!!"

I am so at a loss for how to respond to an e-mail like this, the only way I could think to deal with it was to post it up here.

Have I mentioned that my sister is 29 years old yet? And that she neither speaks nor writes this way? Apparently sitting in front of a computer makes her revert to "Secret Note To My Best Friend In 6th Grade" mode. I am amused.