Seriously, yo. I need to not have a cough and a runny nose at 7:30 so I can see Return of the King, unencumbered by excess mucus. I am also on a strict no-liquid diet right now, to preclude a severely inconvenient bathroom break.

And I would very much like to be not-drowsy as well, that I might better appreciate a) the gigantic fucking battle scenes, and b) my last Thin Mint, which I am about to eat. The end of an era, Last Little Thin Mint.

Chompf mompf.