| The following one-sided AIM conversation is an example of how one's brain can jump the tracks from thinking of something positive and suddenly lurch into being freaked out about something almost completely unrelated. Ful: I rock. Ful: I just created a new plan Ful: to repay all of my student loan Ful: using automatic withdrawal on the 15th of every month Ful: so I can't forget about it Ful: and at the end of 12 months, Ful: they will cancel my late-payment penalty fees Ful: and remove any and all negative listings on my Official Credit Report about it Ful: and my credit report will smell sweet and lovely Ful: and I will have paid off my student loan Ful: and there will be Ful: absolutely NOTHING AT ALL Ful: standing in my way Ful: of getting a NEW LOAN Ful: for FCI Ful: in ONE YEAR Ful: and it's a long-term goal Ful: but still a visible one Ful: and I will be only 27 Ful: and so I will finish the program in ANOTHER year so I will be 28 Ful: and start working in a kitchen and thereby become a famous chef by the time I'm 30. Ful: THIRTY. Ful: I'm going to be THIRTY. Ful: Oh holy jesus fucking fuck, I'm going to be 30. Ful: That wasn't the POINT of all this rambling that you're not even there to see, Ful: but FUCKING HOLY JUMPING CHRIST Ful: I'm going to be 30. Ful: That is all. |
